Partly Facetious: It's easier to say Khan rather than Niazi

"It's all in the name right!"
"Right and before you begin to point fingers let me remind you that Zardari sahib and company refer to The Khan as Imran Niazi and the Sharif's followed suit and why not? That's the last name he has declared in his passport."
"He began to be referred to as Imran Khan when he was playing cricket and need I remind you it was the British who referred to him as such, probably because they found it easier to say Khan rather than Niazi, and to the best of my knowledge The Khan has never ever indicated that he disowns the last name Niazi in preference to Khan."
"Right I am not contesting your claim I am simply stating it as a fact."
"OK anyway I was disappointed in Asad Umar..."
"Hey, that's not new, you leave no opportunity to criticize his economic policies, or lack thereof...."
"Yes because, at best, he has accepted to defer to Razzak Dawood, and the proof of that pudding is the fact that Dawood's proposals predominate in the finance amendment bill one and two and at worst he simply has no clue about the difference between staving off default, possible through loans and oil deferred facility of over 16 billion dollars from friendly countries, and economic stabilization policies that require a reduction in expenditure and/or an increase in revenue to reduce the budget deficit..."
"Ha, ha, that's true."
"Anyway I never referred to Asad Umar as eligible for membership of the JUI (F) gang?" "How does the Maulana come into this?"
"The Maulana has extremely conservative views on the contribution of women. Umer referred to Bilawal in his winding up speech on Wednesday as a Zardari now I ask him: isn't a mother's contribution to her son's upbringing at least 50 percent if not more as a child typically spends more time with his mom during the formative years; and let's not forget Zardari sahib was in jail during Bilawal's formative years..."
"Hmmm, that was because Umar couldn't defend the outcome of Dawood sahib's policies..."
"I would urge Umar's children and particularly daughters if he has any to upgrade his views to the twenty first century."
"The Khan can do it more effectively - I mean look what he is doing in his Mother's Memory."
"Nah, The Khan doesn't do analogies, but one can ask Umer what he thinks of his own brother who shed the name Umar!"
"In politics what is good for the gander, in this case Bilawal, is not good for the goose, Mohd Zubayr."
"Indeed."